McLohan

There are two actresses that constantly remind me of each other: Rose McGowan and Lindsay Lohan. I'm not saying they're lookalikes, I'm saying they both did something horribly wrong to the lower part of their faces, which results in this odd similarity to one another. They both changed drastically over the years, have the same way of posing in front of the camera and their mouths have something odd about them these days. They often look like they're made out of plastic. It's strange.

Is it just me or does anyone else see what I see?

The similarities are more obvious when they're having a bad day (read: no make-up or photoshop), but I didn't want to be cruel. I think you all get the point.

Pharrell's shitty song

Am I the only one that keeps hearing diarrhea instead of diary when Pharrell's new song comes up? I'm so sorry, but it's impossible for me to hear the right word. And to be fair: diarrhea just works in that phrase as well. It kinda works for multiple phrases really.

For those who aren't familiar with it, these are the wonderful lyrics I'm referring to:
"Dear diary diarrhea, it's happenin' again
This energy, like I'm 'bout to win
I just close my eyes and visions appear"

Just wanted to share that with the world. You're welcome

Song: Marilyn Monroe - Pharrell Williams

Shorty problems #1

Read an article online that states all the quotes short people (Don't you dare say "little people", I'll hunt you down and punch you in the stomach) just never want to hear, but unfortunately most people say them anyway. All the time. And I must say, I've probably experienced every single quote on that horrible list. Here's my top 5.

1) "Wow, you're short!" - Thank you so much for pointing that out, never noticed!
2) "-How tall are you actually? -(insert answer here) - Really? Wow you're like a midget or something!" - First of all, I'm not a midget. Second, you're offending me. Sure I'm short, but I'm not thàt short. I'm not telling you your ass could rip your skirt if you bend over, right? Let's give it a try, just to give you an example: "How big is your butt? Really? Wow it's amazing your clothes haven't ripped yet!". See what I just did there? Yeah. Shut up.
3) "You're really gorgeous! Too bad you can never be a model.. you know, because you're tiny." - That's like giving a compliment, and crushing a potential dream right afterwards. Just to make sure nobody gets their hopes up. It's a compliment and a diss in one sentence. I'm sorry I guess?
4) "Can I see your ID miss?" - Really? REALLY? I'm 23! TWENTY-THREE! How can you possibly mistake me for someone at least five years younger than that? Ugh. (Although I'm gonna like this one when I'm 30. Or 40. I'll probably hug you if you think I'm younger then.)
5) "You're so easy to lean on." Literally. Yeah sure, use my head/shoulders as an armrest, it's fine, totally not annoying. Oh, leaning on me ànd talking to the person standing behind me? Sure go ahead, I'll just pretend I'm invisible and stand here awkwardly.

Hey guys, it's Kendall Jenner for Interview Magazine

So here are the shots of Kendall Jenner posing for Interview Magazine. She's flawless. Say whatever you want about the Kardashians, but Kendall's definitely model material and I absolutely envy her beauty. Seriously, how can you look that good all the time? Are you even human? Stupid perfect genes. It's ridiculous. (Oh, the photographer is Mikael Jansson by the way)

I mean.. LOOK AT HER. This is just depressing. It even made me consider going back to being a brunette for a while (but then I realized it wouldn't really make a difference and I'd probably regret it instantly causing me to hide in a cave until I'm decent again. Then again: I'm alréady kinda a cavewoman, so why not. It's 5 o'clock and I'm still sitting in my pyjama looking like a hobo. Point made). Anyway, this isn't about me, it's about Kendall. Let's take a look at some more photo's of this perfect creation. Try not to cry. Maybe get a hold of some ice-cream.

Hahaha

I'm never going outside again.