Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Why I don't like Madonna

I've never liked and I will never like Madonna. Let me give you my little list of reasons:

1) She has no musical talent. Sure, she made it as a singer, but only because of her repulsive and purposely shocking behavior on and off stage. It's one thing to rebel, but acting like her is just ridiculous. The sad part is that it actually worked. And it still does: just look at Miley copying the exact same routine to fame.

2) She's what I like to call a "porno-momsy": a mother that can't do things without making it look pornographic. Usually accompanied by big boobs that pop out on every photograph. (Very traumatizing for the children involved)

3) She has no musical style or genre. Her main reason to try something nowadays is to stay relevant and more importantly: young. What's up with her albums since 2005? For example the music video of her "hung up"-song. Why is it necessary to wear an outfit that almost shows her vajayjay while she keeps on flashing it in your face with those weird dance moves? Why the hell would she even go to some club with all those 20-somethings, she was 46 at the time. She could have been way more successful if she presented herself age appropriate.

4) She keeps on posting these semi-nude pictures of herself. I have no problem with nudity, as long as it's presented in a classy and elegant way. But Madonna clearly doesn't share the same opinion. Seriously grandma, stop flashing your stuff, I'm réally not interested. It's just disgusting.

5) She wanted to be (and dressed up as) Daenerys Targaryen. No. No. No. YOU CAN'T BE MY KHALEESI. NO! NO! You're ruining it! NO!

There. I said it. If you're a fan: don't take it personal. Everyone's allowed to have their opinion and well, this is mine.

WARNING: below you find photographs of Madonna that support my reasons as to why I don't like her. I'm sorry.








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